FADE IN:
EXT. - MANN’S CHINESE THEATER - EVENING
It’s the MTV music awards ceremony. FLAVOR FLAVE
is there with BRIDGETTE NEILSON on his arm.
Ahead of him 50 CENT limps down the isle in his
signature wife beater and chains, accompanied by
the G-UNIT. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE parachutes in on
fire and is greeted by WEE MAN and BRAD PITT who
extinguish him upon landing. ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER dressed in a tux waves to the
crowd as he enters the theater. SUCHIN PAK
abruptly breaks off an interview with JUSTIN
TIMBERLAKE because the CROWD is now clamoring
around the red carpet to catch a glimpse of the
latest arrival.
A stretch Hummer limousine rolls past a clamoring
MOB OF PAPARAZZI lining the edges of the red
carpet. After at least ten tinted windows pass
by at about 1 mile an hour the rear door of the
limo pulls up to the edge of the carpet and a
VALET opens the door. A stunning pair or gold
bikini clad VIDEO HONEYS that could be twins step
out onto the red carpe, each holding the end of a
cylinder of gold fabric. The Two Honeys roll out
a gold carpet over the red carpet. The limo pulls
away and a sparkling gold convertible 64 Impala
low rider driven by FARNSWORTH BENTLY rolls up
with EMCEE DUCK, the hottest MC in the rap game
perched atop the back seat head rest talking on
his cell phone. Duck is Black, about 35, and has
a tattoo on his left arm reading “R.I.P. Fezzy”
above a scar from a bullet wound.
After pausing briefly to take a sip from his
jewel encrusted pimp cup, Duck tosses it aside
and jumps out of the car onto the gold carpet.
Sporting a pair of aviators, a gold plated
microphone necklace dangling over a kevlar vest,
a pair of custom Tims, a diamond encrusted dollar
sign necklace and a diamond ring for each finger,
DUCK begins wading through the crowd pushing past
the mics REPORTERS shove in his face. Duck